Antics at Windsor Castle
- HS: Hey! Let's try to get this guard at the castle to laugh.
- (These are the famous guards who aren't allowed to show any expression whilst on duty for the Queen.)
- HS: How do you turn a fox into a cow?
- Guard: (silence.)
- HS: You MARRY it!!!!! haahahhahahaha
- Guard: (grunt!!!)
- ahahahahahah we got him to grunt!!!!
- whatever it was funny.

